Let’s rewind the events of last week shall we?
Monday 18th
Monday brought an all day Office day (the BBC version of course). All 12 regular season episodes. We ran into a time issue and were unable to watch the remaining 2 Christmas Specials, but we sent them home with our first time viewer Rach who bravely sat through the marathon AND provided lunch. Most excellent.

Tuesday-Wednesday 19th-20th
Picked up some extra cash doing some manual labor for J’s brother in his warehouse. I haven’t had a leg workout since the days of Fellowes High… or possibly Bethany (when we had out own keys to the gym and it was down in the basement…beside that video store downtown). Seriously it took me 3 days to recover. It was like I did sissy squats for a whole day. I was wheeling rubbish into a storage area in a parking garage (lower level) and the ramp was pretty steep, and the rubbish was fairly heavy. Although at the time it was fine, the day after was another story. And I was having to get up earlier than I did for my other job. Yeah I “winjed” (means whined for those of you who don’t know Aussie speak.) But it was cash in hand so it was all good in the end.
Thursday 21st
The Australian Reptile Park can be experienced in the pictures below. In the afternoon J and I went up to the beaches to grab a coffee. Then I asked her some stuff and she got to wear this.

Saturday 23rd
I had my first AFL experience. One of our friends had “members” tickets to the footy and invited us. AFL is huge in Victoria (sourthern state) but has representation now in all the states and territories in Australia. It is a very different game than rugby, but is still very fast and there some big smashes. The Sydney Team is the Swans, who are struggling right now, and played terrible. Some of the basic rules are: you can bump any player without the ball, but only tackle the one who has the ball; you can hand pass the ball but you must bump it like volleyball (one handed); you can kick the ball; you score goals by kicking the ball through the middle uprights…single points for the 2 side uprights; when a ball is smothered or put out of bounds the referee offer the ball up for a challenge (either by bouncing it off the ground (smothered) or blind throwing (back to the field) over their head (out of bounds); if you catch a kicked ball that has travelled more than 15meters you get a “mark” (basically a free kick). So you try to move the ball up field so you can kick a goal. There are other rules but you really need to watch it and ask questions. Like I do. To top off the evening, with some clever parking, and toll avoidance the entire night only cost us 2.20$… very thrifty.
Monday 25th
Yesterday was Anzac Day in Australia and New Zealand (public holiday). It is basically like our Rememberance Day. We had an Anzac Party at a friend’s which gave me the perfect excuse to wear my Aussie Flag shirt I recieved for Christmas. I am so patriotic…to other countries…while I exist there. Good food and more footy (of course). You only have 3 options for sports down under: some brand of rugby, AFL, and cricket. Cricket is discribed as baseball on valium. They aren’t lying.
And now I am back at work at the warehouse. 6 days to go before I am unemployed again. Looking for some casual labor jobs until I visit the motherland again. Something will turn up. I was also backed into while waiting in a merge lane today. No damage thankfully. There. Now you know.

























